tastefullyoffensive:

Bart the snek loves his Christmas sweater from grammy. (via mlkey11)

Merry Chrissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstmasssssssssssssssssssssssssss

So true, it hurts…

pineplapple:

when you try to comfort someone but you just end up making them angrier

Beaker is my spirit Muppet. This is so me trying to handle the problems in my life.

Marry Me

lolfactory:

Relatable

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Mmmmm, yup.

besturlonhere:

look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes

Me, after the holidays…. <(@^@)>

That magical time of night when everything is Lipozene, Extenze, LiveLinks, and Proactiv infomercials. If you’re zitty, fat, and horny, it’s your lucky day!

Anyone else but me wish they had a scene in Avengers: Age of Ultron where Nick Fury would be reading “Go The Fuck To Sleep” to the Avengers? Because that would be amazing!

Emperor out!

tastefullyoffensive:

by Nate Inc.

My life.